# Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: what happened? Son: Don’t know about the disease but since morning he is on VIBRATION mode.

# Breaking News: BATA has innovated and started BOOKINGS of new shoes which have GPS system so that they doesn't miss the target when thrown at politicians

# Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of the horse & says: You can note down the number.

# Blackmailing in Recession. Employee: If you do not increase my salary, I will tell every one in office that you have increased my salary and no one else's.

# Santa: I haven't slept all night in the train. Banta: Y? Santa: Got upper berth. Banta: Y didn't u try to Exchange? Santa: Oye, there was nobody 2 Exchange in the lower berth.

# Why we have so many temples and visit them, if God is everywhere? A wise man said: Air is everywhere, but we still need a fan to make us feel it !

# Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work. Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact, I am just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!

# Teacher: U failure! At ur age Bill Gates stood first in the class. Student: Mind u, Sir, but at ur age Hitler committed suicide.

# Santa: Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano? Banta: I can't see the agony of the audience.

# Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

# Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.

Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

# Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi ji was four years old.